So, you know what I hate? Asymmetry when it could be symmetrical. I hate when I go to Fells Point, cause cobblestones annoy the shit out of me!! Like really, you couldn't just take a few extra moments to line the them the fuck up? I'm sure Fells Point is a lovely place, but those freaking cobblestones!!! I was working a dance concert, and all I could think was, "OH MY GOD! If you're gonna have different colored jeans on you dancers, at least even it out so it looks like a pattern of some sort. Don't have two in dark blue, five in light blue, and one in a middle color of some sort, and even if those are the only colors you can get, freaking making them into some kind of pattern! Hold on one sec...*talks to Liz*...well I know cobblestones are supposed crooked, doesn't mean they don't annoy the crap out of me!! ARGH!!!
About a month ago, Liz and I got roped in working a dance concert for a group called "Dance Express" who, not only didn't have their dancing together, they were asymmetric all over the fucking place. For the record, this is how symmetry works in a dance concert. You have three dancers, it two on each side and one in the middle. Four dancers, two on each side. Five dancers: two on each side and one in the middle. You can't have one on Stage Left, three on Downstage Right and one randomly placed somewhere. Get it right people!
:::Nate:::
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